HAUNTED YORK BOOK AND OBJECTS OF DESIRE

In an attempt to be entirely transparent (if you’ll excuse the ghost themed pun) it is not merely the intention of the Haunted York journal to enlighten our discerning readership with supernatural tales of the area in and around the ancient city of York, but also to proudly promote the printed guide book that is now available at all good bookstores in York (a list of stockists can be found by dutifully clicking on this word: stockists).

Should you be unfortunate enough to live further from York than a reasonable journey time would allow for a visit then please make haste to our very own online depository of fabulous things, where a copy of the book, along with a number of additional fabulous items, can be purchased for what I am confident you will consider to be a very reasonable amount. A further cause for excitement can be found in the discovery that, for no additional cost, you can own your very own signed addition (I should perhaps make it clear that it is the author who has signed the book and not just a random individual who happens to be in the office).

And if this joyful situation were not enough, please be aware that the range of goods currently available in the Haunted York shop is undergoing a continual expansion, the speed of which is entirely dependent on our ability to extract our designers and artists from the local taverns (I am confident that you are aware of the apparent necessity for creative individuals to connect to their various muses with the imbibing of various spirits[1]).

1. Apologies for a second ghost related pun.